Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions
were really asked!
Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do
the plants grow? (England)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit
around and watch them die.
Q: Will I be able to see polar bears in the street? (Finland)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can
you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax ? (England)
A: No, but you'd better bring a few extra furs for
trading purposes.
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing
in Canada ? (Germany)
A: Af-ri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south
of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North... oh forget it. Sure, the
hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us
when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? (Spain)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunters/gathers. Milk is illegal.
Woah, that was really funny~ I love how clueless some people are ^w^
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