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You guessed it, another serving of my favorite comedy on the Internet! This one is easier to understand because of the near-absence of beautiful Russian words.

Russian Girl Problems

Problem #11. Before you leave the house, you need to check the stove, the back door, the garage, the basement, the windows, if anything is plugged in...

Problem #12. It is the ultimate win when you beat your grandmother в дурака.

Problem #13. God forbid you forget something in the house after already stepping outside! You will die if you don't look in the mirror 3 times.

Problem #14. When trying to call you by name, your mom or grandma go through all the names in your family before getting to yours.

Problem #15. When at someone else's house, your parents say "ну давай пойдем, очень поздно." 20 minutes later: "ну пойдем, пойдем." 20 more minutes later: "все, идем." 30 minutes later, after another round of shots: "ну хорошо, пошли."

What am I listening to: Beautiful Hangover (BIGBANG)

What am I thinking of: Russian New Year's parties. Oh man.

What I should be doing: math homework

What I want to do: get all the finals over with!