Chicken Butt

Meet my sister.
She happens to have four legs and fur.
Her name is Kiara and she is three.
She likes socks and all-natural lip balm.
She hates alcohol.
Her favorite toy is Squeaky, who is a ball.
Kiara has 5 siblings of the canine variety.
She is a pure-breed Italian Greyhound.
She is afraid of thunder and strong wind.
She sings along with the guitar.
Kiara works as a professional photo model.
She was named after Simba's daughter.
She has completed the first grade of doggy school.
She does not sleep without a pillow.
She adores a few of my friends.
After eating, she always burps in my face.
She stretches for ten minutes in the morning.
She twirls her ears to make them look like roses.
She's the cutest, most annoying little poop ever.