Last one. I promise.Russian Girl Problems
Problem #16. If it's fried in olive oil then it's considered fat-free.
Problem #17. You can't wear your bra around the house. Anybody who sees you will demand you take it off because it is stunting your growth and suffocating you to death.
Problem #18. There is no right time to eat anything cold. You either are sick, were just sick, or will get sick.
Problem #19. If you ever step over someone, you have to make sure to step back over them again otherwise they will never grow taller.
Problem #20. At one point in your life, you had a carpet hanging on your wall.
Problem #21. If you were to move to a deserted island in the middle of an ocean, you would still hear someone speaking Russian behind you.
Problem #22. Forget Christmas. Red and green are the colours of borsh.
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