
Sigh, I used to be such a dedicated fangirl. What happened..?
fangirl (noun): a rabid breed of human female who has crossed the line between healthy fandom and indecent obsession. Known to squeal, hyperventilate, endlessly rant, and tackle at the mention of their idol. Usually, members of this label are seen as insane, idiotic, and scary.
- totally reliable source, UrbanDictionary.com
Ehem. Let's clear a few things up before jumping to conclusions. First off, there are 3 different types of fangirls. It is crucial to understand and be able to distinguish the differences.
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Exhibit A |
Below Average Fangirl
Barely allowed to call themselves a fangirl, this type is least likely to cause mayhem and annoy non-fans with useless facts about their idol. Own several objects of official merchandise (exhibit A), and know a fair amount of facts without crossing too many boundaries. May rant from time to time, but know that it is boring for others, so they try not to go overboard. They are aware of their slight obsession, but are mature about it and are able to laugh at themselves for it.
Average Fangirl
The most common type of fangirl, generally harmless but easily insulted. Prone to squeal at high frequencies, overload on rants, write fanfics, and own an impressive collection of images, gifs, and video clips of their idol doing regular activities such as brushing their teeth. Usually have a couple of friends who are fans of the same object/person. Have watched several hundred interviews, movie appearances, music video shoots, and God knows what else. Believe they are the girlfriend/wife/ideal type of their idol. May have flown to the other side of the world on cheap airfare to see a few performances.
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Exhibit B (click to enlarge) |
Above Average Fangirl
Crossing all healthy boundaries of fandom and taking the Average Fangirl tendencies to the next level, they are the main reason celebrities have passionate haters. Repelling people with their endless rants, high levels of immaturity, and uncontrollable drooling, they are also capable of producing inhuman sounds at the mention of their idol's name. Fangirl to the point where it physically hurts them (exhibit B). Can become dangerously violent upon hearing that they are worshipping a two-dimensional character or someone they will never meet.
Now that you are well-learned in the different kinds of fangirls, you may openly judge me. Yes, I used to love SHINee to bits. I own a digital archive of roughly 200 images. I listened to all their songs. I watched some subbed interviews. I have two posters, a keychain, official photo-shoot photos, and a calendar. I ranted to my friends, even though I knew they didn't care, I told them only a fraction of what I really wanted to say. Was I an Average Fangirl? I think so.
Now, I fit into the Below Average category quite nicely. I still silently cheer whenever they win an award, and love their music. I want to learn the Lucifer dance. I still think they're extremely handsome (Jonghyun, ahhh~).
Well, my attitude toward SHINee is now positively healthy, instead of borderline psychotic. All those fangirls, whether below average or above, will also come to their senses eventually - they just need time ^_^